A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

dpt dari teman nih..

I wanted to thank all my friends
and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006,
2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.......

Because of
your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out
that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for
fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of
mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking
lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear
that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I
also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid
number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and
Tokyo...

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I
will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy
Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000
times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from
Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100
million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400
people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those
models are also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding
those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already
married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :

If you do
not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird
will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till
now......... ......... ..... but who knows. So please forward.