Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Story Telling: The Fox and The Crow
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
in village
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
High-level Maths
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
ninis posted this in facebook. think it's very funny!
This has got to be one of the cleverest e-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE (!)
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
"NO OFFENSE... IT'S JUST FOR FUN"
just knew "google reader"
are you addicted to Facebook?
Here they are.
1. Facebook is your home page.*so far i'm still addicted to blogging.. *
2. You update your status more than twice a day.
3. You have over 500 "friends," half of whom you've never actually met.*haven't hit 500*
4. As soon as you step away from your computer, you're on Facebook on your mobile phone, blackberry, iphone, etc. *don't have blackberry or iphone*
5. You are a Facebook stalker. you click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo; have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile); and actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
6. You change your profile picture more than a 12-year-old girl. *just once,trying to use photo-sketch*
7. You have checked your FB page while reading this article. *reading this article and posting it in my blog.. hahaha...*
8. You clean up your "wall" so it looks like you spend less time on FB.*just knew there was such function*
9. You are a member of more than 10 groups and respond to every event invitation "attending" even if you have no intention of going.
10. You change your relationship status just to mess with people.
so... are you addicted already?