A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

dpt dari teman nih..

I wanted to thank all my friends
and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006,
2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.......

Because of
your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out
that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for
fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of
mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking
lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear
that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I
also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid
number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and
Tokyo...

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I
will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy
Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000
times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from
Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100
million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400
people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those
models are also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding
those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already
married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :

If you do
not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird
will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till
now......... ......... ..... but who knows. So please forward.

label-dress fashion SHOW

ccl label (hefei) 2010 new year celebration
30-jan-2010

all the dresses were made of labels from our company production line.

carlsberg chill beer, tiger beer

energizer battery

bud-ice

nivea

varta battery and printing material

the lady on the right (mrs. Qi)

is the main designer

cafri premium beer

duracell battery

johnnie walker whisky

anchor-ice beer

the main star ^_^ of the show

it wouldn't be so fun without him!

chicken costume

crystal was born in the year of golden rooster (2005).

i plan to make her a chicken costume, just for fun.

i think i will make 2 sets.. the other set with piggy style (if possible), for Angie.

got some idea from the internet, click the pictures for the original websites.

this is my most favorite one. head part and feet are made off gloves.

if couldnt find feather boas, i plan to substitute with golden boas, those used for decorating christmas tree.

this one is also cute

or this one ..

some references for fun or bizzare costumes :

http://www.halloween.it/kids/kids-animals.htm

https://www.thelaughingstock.co.uk/acatalog/Bizarre_Costumes.html

http://www.squidoo.com/Babys-First-Halloween

crossing the river

click the picture to get the game link 

purpose
to move all people into the other side of the river 

rules

1. max 2 person per trip on the raft

2. dad can't stay with daughter if mom is not present

3. mom can't stay with son if dad is not present 

4. jailwoman can't stay with any family member without the raft driver presents

5. only the adults can drive the raft

how
click on the person to move them onto the raft.
click the 'red dot' to drive the raft. 

result 

answer in the "comment" .. 

NO-PEEPING please.

try before you peep. :-)

jumping frog

try it... it's fun .. ! 

click on the pic to open the link 

the purpose is to move the 3 brown frogs to the left side and the 3 green frogs to the right side.

the frog can only move forward, can't move backward.

one frog can jump over one frog. but can't jump over 2 frogs.

play with Math

It is said that engineers take 3 minutes to resolve this, architects 3 hours and doctors 6 hours.

this statement is not true anyway. it doesn't need engineer to resolve this. someone who is not engineer could finish this within 1 minute. 

Which is the 6th number?
 
1, 2, 6, 42, 1806, ___???

see the answer in the "comment"

what's your time score? 

pizza hut salad -- niat banget !!!

bikin bangkrut pizza hut nih ..  

the results .... 

these 10 people ordered 2 pans pizza, 4 pairs chicken wings, 11 glasses of coke. in the end, average cost RMB 26 = US$ 3.8 per person

cinderella .. new versions (watch online)

Cinderella II, Dreams Come True 

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzI4NjI2OTI=.html

Cinderella III, A Twist in Time

http://v.youku.com/v_playlist/f1537317o1p37.html  part 1

http://v.youku.com/v_playlist/f1537317o1p36.html  part 2

http://v.youku.com/v_playlist/f1537317o1p35.html part 3

http://v.youku.com/v_playlist/f1537317o1p34.html part 4

High-level Maths

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

ninis posted this in facebook. think it's very funny! 

This has got to be one of the cleverest e-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)! 

DORMITORY: 
rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: 
rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER 

ASTRONOMER: 
rearrange the letters: MOON STARER 

DESPERATION: 
rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT 

THE EYES: 
rearrange the letters: THEY SEE 

GEORGE BUSH:
rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE 

THE MORSE CODE :
rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS 

SLOT MACHINES: 
rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME 

ANIMOSITY: 
rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY 

ELECTION RESULTS: 
rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT 

SNOOZE ALARMS: 
rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S 

A DECIMAL POINT: 
rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE 

THE EARTHQUAKES: 
rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 
rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE (!) 


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: 
MOTHER-IN-LAW: 
rearrange the letters:  WOMAN HITLER 


"NO OFFENSE... IT'S JUST FOR FUN"

are you addicted to Facebook?

The Huffington Post posted a list over the weekend of the Top Ten signs that you're addicted to facebook. 

Here they are.  

1. Facebook is your home page.*so far i'm still addicted to blogging.. *

2. You update your status more than twice a day.

3. You have over 500 "friends," half of whom you've never actually met.*haven't hit 500*

4. As soon as you step away from your computer, you're on Facebook on your mobile phone, blackberry, iphone, etc.  *don't have blackberry or iphone*

5. You are a Facebook stalker. you click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo; have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile); and actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!

6. You change your profile picture more than a 12-year-old girl. *just once,trying to use photo-sketch*

7. You have checked your FB page while reading this article. *reading this article and posting it in my blog.. hahaha...*

8. You clean up your "wall" so it looks like you spend less time on FB.*just knew there was such function*

9. You are a member of more than 10 groups and respond to every event invitation "attending" even if you have no intention of going.

10. You change your relationship status just to mess with people.

 

so... are you addicted already? 

to all dear friends that send me flowers, trees, or other kinds of invitations, i deeply apologize if i click "no-thanks" or "ignore". i don't mean to be rude. the reason is bcoz there is always one click after another click. for me, indeed it's too time consuming. again, so sorry..

have friends

3rd grader's chatting

My colleague has a 3^rd grader son. In vacation, he lets his son get online every night from 7 to 9pm. During that time he chats with any of his classmate. He has to type Chinese characters using pinyin (Chinese spelling). In the 2-hour-chat, they exchange maximum around 10 sentences! LOL … !

It takes a big effort for a 3^rd grader to type in Chinese. After successfully sending a message, he will wait for his friend, who surely takes similar effort to reply.

When near to 9pm, his father advised him, “Go to wash and brush your teeth. After that you can continue for a while.”  When he returned, his friend hasn’t posted out any reply .. still in typing mode. LOL … !  

He has a cousin who is fewer years older than him. She doesn't like chatting with him because of being have to wait for long time for each reply. Whenever he excitedly chats with her, she mostly replies him with a “Yupe”. 

interesting words play

can you see the optical illusion?

the absence of good is evil 

we LEARN when we TEACH 

when you look through ME you will see YOU!