Barbie Doll
Angie: Mom, what was
the price of Tintin’s adventures comics?
Mom: 115 yuan
A: what’s the price of Barbie doll?
M: it’s a bit more expensive. The set you like is
around 180 yuan.
A: mom, how to make a wish come true?
M: it will depend on what your wish is. For example,
your big-sis make-a-wish of getting 100 grade in exam.
then your sis also needs to study and do
well on the exam, she might get a 100.
A: can an adult help a kid to make her wish come
true?
(actually mommy
already knew what she wanted to say next)
M: oh, well tell me, what was your wish?
A: I wish to get a toy.
M: (pretending not knowing) Ohh … what is the toy
that you want?
A: A barbie
doll set.
M: Ohh… that Barbie doll. Mommy had agreed to buy
you one because you’ve been a very good girl.
Mommy will surely buy one for you. Only,
mommy is still looking for the one with more suitable price.
Did daddy propose to you?
A: Mom, did daddy propose to you in the past?
M: he did, otherwise, how could we get married?
A: then, did you know each other before?
M: of course we did, otherwise, how could we get married?
A: I meant, did you know each other when you were alone?
(she meant, when we were single)
M: oh .. we didn’t know each other in the very beginning. But at the end, we got to know each other.
A: did daddy know that you don’t have neat teeth ?
M: of course daddy knew, because mommy had sent pictures, where mommy was laughing. And daddy could see mommy’s teeth which were not neat.
PS. : Hahahahaa……this kid is UNBELIEVABLE !!!
睡觉前的对话（齐齐-妈妈）
齐：妈妈，姐姐的丁丁历险记多少钱买的？
妈：115块钱。
齐：哪芭比娃娃要多少钱？
妈：芭比娃娃比较贵，你上次喜欢的大概要180元呢。
齐：妈妈，许的愿是怎样能实现呢？
妈：看是许什么愿了。比如，姐姐许愿要考试得到100分，
哪姐姐也要去努力学习，考试的时候不要初心，
有可能可以考到100分。
齐：大人能不能帮小孩实现许的愿呢？
(妈妈大概知道这话题的目的了。。嘻嘻！）
妈：你许了什么愿呢？
齐：我想要一个玩具。
妈：（假装不知道）哦。。。你想要什么玩具呢？
齐：芭比娃娃。
妈：哦，哪个！ 妈妈已经答应你的，因为你已经表现很好。
肯定会替你买。只是还没找到合适的价格。
齐：妈妈，以前爸爸可给你求婚了？
妈：求婚了，要不然妈妈怎么能跟爸爸结婚呢？
齐：哪你跟爸爸可认识呢？
妈：当然认识啦…要不然怎么能结婚呢？
齐：我的意思，你们孤单的时候，可认识呢？
（估计她的意思是：”单身”）
妈：一开始是不认识，后来不就认识了吗。
齐：爸爸可知道你的牙齿不好？
妈：爸爸知道。因为妈妈有寄照片给爸爸看。
照片里面是妈妈在哈哈大笑的时候。
所以爸爸就能看到妈妈的牙齿。
